DBAN all the disks, smash all the chips, degauss the scrap and ship straight to your nearest neutron star. Proceed to direct said neutron star into the nearest

DBAN all the disks, smash all the chips, degauss the scrap and ship straight to your nearest neutron star. Proceed to direct said neutron star into the nearest black hole. Accelerate said black hole to at least five 9s of c, along whichever vector is least convenient. The backup tapes? I'm sure the trash is fine.