I can't tell if this is supposed to be a parody piece or is genuine. Some of the article makes no sense, or is pretty inaccurate. For example, FireWire usage wa

I can't tell if this is supposed to be a parody piece or is genuine. Some of the article makes no sense, or is pretty inaccurate. For example, FireWire usage was very low by the time it was killed. There would definitely have been a set of users angry at that, but they would've been a tiny fraction of the overall user base.