Sorry - there is no way this article is satire. Can you quote anything outright satirical other than the eagerness of the very first sentence? I reread it car

Sorry - there is no way this article is satire. Can you quote anything outright satirical other than the eagerness of the very first sentence? I reread it carefully in response to your comment but concluded there is nothing satirical about this article - on the contrary, it's a useful resource.