I find the phrase, "I'm as a armed as I am dangerously and violently psychotic" to be a fabulous ice-breaker. Since I'm neither armed, nor psychotic, it's a tru

I find the phrase, "I'm as a armed as I am dangerously and violently psychotic" to be a fabulous ice-breaker. Since I'm neither armed, nor psychotic, it's a true statement and not my fault that they probably didn't get that part.