Today, right now, there already are terrible biohazards on every subway car. Have you ever touched one of those poles? Truly frightening. They say you're not a

Today, right now, there already are terrible biohazards on every subway car. Have you ever touched one of those poles? Truly frightening. They say you're not a "real New Yorker" (whatever that means) until you've lost a finger to the subway pole bacteria...