That was a great read. It's amazing how years pass and the only update to the issue is a large stream of other bugs being related to this one. On a side note,

That was a great read. It's amazing how years pass and the only update to the issue is a large stream of other bugs being related to this one. On a side note, something as small as this triggers the deep down OCD in me and makes me feel uncomfortable for a little bit. How hard is this bug to fix!? Why am I not contributing!?!?