All exit interviews are the same. It's not you, it's me. I got a better offer elsewhere. No, I won't discuss it. Here's my email if I can help you

All exit interviews are the same. It's not you, it's me. I got a better offer elsewhere. No, I won't discuss it. Here's my email if I can help you with anything after I leave. Thanks and good luck. I see zero areas where detailing the things you didn't like lead to a better outcome for you than keeping your mouth shut. After all, if they didn't like ops running around like a scalded cat, they'd fix it. Leave this job off your resume.