Ah, the bullshit american dream. Now I have to look up who it was with the "They call it the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it" line.

Ah, the bullshit american dream. Now I have to look up who it was with the "They call it the American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it" line. A good line. Internet, at least, believes it's from George Carlin.