I want a smart combination conventional/convection/microwave oven that will ensure that the food's internal temperature has reached desired amount. Remote manag

I want a smart combination conventional/convection/microwave oven that will ensure that the food's internal temperature has reached desired amount. Remote management of temperature would be a plus. It should know when it needs to auto-clean itself, it should be child-proof and it should turn itself off it left idle for too long. I want a combination washer + dryer where I don't have to transload the clothes into a different drum. Dirty clothes go in, clean, dry clothes come out wrinkle-free. I want a device which debones chicken thighs. Some of these fit our current definition of 'smart', but some of them are just devices which don't yet exist in the form I want them to take. Right now, our drive to make things 'smart' is a cheap upsell, because it takes categories of appliances that already exist in our homes and tries to add features whose utility isn't always clear. I want to see a re-imagining of how our homes (and restaurants) need to be outfitted instead.