Given that the TSA is security theater why not improve the theater part? The current production values are so low... everyone wears the same costumes, repeats t

Given that the TSA is security theater why not improve the theater part? The current production values are so low... everyone wears the same costumes, repeats the same lines, no plot to speak of. No need to shoot for a Tony award... but at least have a few clowns and balloons... or even a "dinner and theater" option where you can at least get a snack. Maybe add a bit of modern drama and have the players fake a big relationship fight every 20 minutes. Or maybe have a "splash lane" where players and audience interact with water balloons. Come on... almost anything would be more fun to watch.