They can remotely wipe my stolen machines? That's the one cool thing I've heard. How come I haven't received that email in my spam box? Poor marketing attempt i

They can remotely wipe my stolen machines? That's the one cool thing I've heard. How come I haven't received that email in my spam box? Poor marketing attempt if that's what they're aiming for. I'm not running a huge company but they could at least try targeting the SMB sector (I think I qualify for that). I'm against the ME vector up until it's actually useful to me. P.S. fbi please don't hax0r me for commenting. Actually, go ahead, ya bastards.