I love this tired old trope. It doesn't rot because there's no bacteria in it. There's no bacteria in it because it was cooked thoroughly. Any well-done burge

I love this tired old trope. It doesn't rot because there's no bacteria in it. There's no bacteria in it because it was cooked thoroughly. Any well-done burger from any restaurant will last a similar amount of time. Try it. BTW, what animal do they serve is "intelligent"? That one has me curious. The smartest thing on their menu I suppose would be the pork?