That is exactly what we are doing. We spent roughly 4 weeks of pure research to get the scroll UX to 100% perfect (Turns out making a fixed positioned backgroun

That is exactly what we are doing. We spent roughly 4 weeks of pure research to get the scroll UX to 100% perfect (Turns out making a fixed positioned background element scroll the main scroller and be clickable is hard. Which is also why many implementations of flying carpet suck). The goal is absolutely to make this not annoying at all.