> sent a quick text message to my girlfriend telling her that I was leaving the country forever, and was off. A friend of mine once showed up at my house to te

> sent a quick text message to my girlfriend telling her that I was leaving the country forever, and was off. A friend of mine once showed up at my house to tell me, "I'm leaving for China. If my girlfriend asks... tell her I'm at my parents'". I stared at him for a moment, then said, "Ok," and he left. They made up some time later, but he's still over there.