I really care. Go for it: post contact info and how well you know assembly. What CPUs? What modes? (16-bit, 64-bit, etc.) Plain, FPU, privileged, vector...?

I really care. Go for it: post contact info and how well you know assembly. What CPUs? What modes? (16-bit, 64-bit, etc.) Plain, FPU, privileged, vector...? What can you do? (writing assembly files, writing inline assembly, reading one of those, doing disassembly, using IDA Pro, etc.) Could you emulate a CPU? Could you JIT, and if so, from what to what?