I'm like the guy in the The life of Brian "don't you want to haggle!". If I take my wife I play it cool and say "hmm, it's okay" and my wife starts arguing wit

I'm like the guy in the The life of Brian "don't you want to haggle!". If I take my wife I play it cool and say "hmm, it's okay" and my wife starts arguing with me, "no it's great what are you talking about" and the salesman gives me a look of pity before naming his price. Oh god.