I almost wish there was a HollywoodUI© Linux distro, where all the movie and TV show cliches are actually true. Need to log in? "Crack 256-bit encrypted passwor

I almost wish there was a HollywoodUI© Linux distro, where all the movie and TV show cliches are actually true. Need to log in? "Crack 256-bit encrypted password by randomly bashing on the keyboard for 60 seconds". Some text scrolls in the command line? "Brrrt" sounds (per character!). Window moving? "Bzzzt" sounds. Need to open some folder? 3D world opens where you need to navigate from folder to folder in a tron-like world. Need to ping an IP? Write VB GUI Interface. etc.