You could move to Copenhagen (or one of these other 19 cities: http://www.wired.com/2015/06/copenhagenize-worlds-most-bike-friendly-cities/ http://www.wired.com

You could move to Copenhagen (or one of these other 19 cities: http://www.wired.com/2015/06/copenhagenize-worlds-most-bike-friendly-cities/ http://www.wired.com/2015/06/copenhagenize-worlds-most-bike-...) and open a bike repair shop where bikers can have a snack and a drink, listening to good music, while you repair their bikes. Just sayin'