The things that make a database scale are fundamentally at odds with the things that make a database zero-configuration. You can get one or the other. The thing

The things that make a database scale are fundamentally at odds with the things that make a database zero-configuration. You can get one or the other. The thing you want, a zero-configuration self-tuning automagical smart RDBMS, is not considered feasible. There. An answer to the question you asked. Incidentally, if you think that's unsatisfactory answer, I remind you that you're on a website linked to a startup accelerator.