I wish I could upvote this 10 times. I stopped reading the dailyWTF a long, long time ago because: a) the stories are embellished to the point of being pure fic

I wish I could upvote this 10 times. I stopped reading the dailyWTF a long, long time ago because: a) the stories are embellished to the point of being pure fiction, and b) the writer's work is so long-winded that it's just painful to read. I suspect that the author thinks he's being funny.