Stop asking or even answering the whole "What do you do" thing then... Try getting into something completely different than tech. Like aggressive athletic stuf

Stop asking or even answering the whole "What do you do" thing then... Try getting into something completely different than tech. Like aggressive athletic stuff (ie MMA / boxing... not cycling where you have lots of techies) or do some improv, which can drastically improve your bullshitting skills if you can stick with it.