When I read words like "conspiracy theorist", "ton", "useless", I don't see something persuasive - hyperbole isn't persuasive, it doesn't inform the reader - it

When I read words like "conspiracy theorist", "ton", "useless", I don't see something persuasive - hyperbole isn't persuasive, it doesn't inform the reader - it just communicates the writer's strength of emotion. So why create an account to say that? Why do you feel so strongly about Schneier?