I blame Stan Freberg. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stan_Freberg_Presents_the_United_States_of_America_Volume_One:_The_Early_Years https://en.wikipedia.org/wik

I blame Stan Freberg. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stan_Freberg_Presents_the_United_States_of_America_Volume_One:_The_Early_Years https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stan_Freberg_Presents_the_Unit...