I can't help myself from rewriting your post, it's so close :) I will go to my grave loving C, from that first day when I read() about it in unsigned char maga

I can't help myself from rewriting your post, it's so close :) I will go to my grave loving C, from that first day when I read() about it in unsigned char magazine as the high speed language of every malloc() exciting computer application, to the day when C++ took over and began to assert() its high falutin' notions of what a language should be.