Wow, what is your definition of broken? I'm a native English speaker and did not notice anything off anywhere in the OP's remarks. Like, I would have failed a t

Wow, what is your definition of broken? I'm a native English speaker and did not notice anything off anywhere in the OP's remarks. Like, I would have failed a test that required me to classify paragraphs as "likely written by native or non-native English speaker" on this one. Genuinely wondering, which part was the tipoff, as I can't find it? Maybe I'm just not so literate myself? :-)