"You know, you smell, and look ugly, and certainly are wearing yesteryears fashions. Buy our shit and you can be almost a human again!" (hey it works in the ad

"You know, you smell, and look ugly, and certainly are wearing yesteryears fashions. Buy our shit and you can be almost a human again!" (hey it works in the advertising industry. I attack your humanity on multiple levels and then show you garbage that... kind of, almost, but not really restores your humanity. Of course, you really need next months update, or you're just subhuman again! )