Clearly the idea that words have meanings beyond statistics terminology is confusing you. And no, I'm not calling standard mathematical terminology Orwellian.

Clearly the idea that words have meanings beyond statistics terminology is confusing you. And no, I'm not calling standard mathematical terminology Orwellian. What I'm calling Orwellian is your describing a biased system as unbiased (by attempting to reframe the discussion around a specific statistical definition, chosen by you).