I'm saying this in the nicest possible way: I hate PHP and hope the project dies tomorrow. And it's funny because I use it at my job everyday. I suppose that's

I'm saying this in the nicest possible way: I hate PHP and hope the project dies tomorrow. And it's funny because I use it at my job everyday. I suppose that's why I've grown to loath it that much. I should say that it is great for some things and it is very easy to stage and cheap to maintain, but it is a language from the previous century that has massively failed to adapt to current programmatic trends and patterns. And I shouldn't even start on its API, which to this day seems like the equivalent of a two year old child's drawing. Laravel and Eloquent made things a bit better, but still... Man, this language is a hot mess.