A modern LAMP app will probably require the latest browser with JavaScript enabled otherwise it will fall flat on its face. It would probably not be accessible

A modern LAMP app will probably require the latest browser with JavaScript enabled otherwise it will fall flat on its face. It would probably not be accessible at all to users with disabilities, but it would have a beautiful flat design and plenty of tracking and ads which increase the download size by megabytes to display what should essentially be a bunch of text, some images and maybe some forms. The mobile version would offer half the features of the full version and disable zooming. When you first open the site you get a cookie notification followed by a newsletter subscription notification. It will be a nightmare to maintain it for longer than a year, because by then most of the JavaScript frameworks it was developed with will have been replaced with newer and better frameworks. With no particular effort into architecture or scaling, it will run out of resources as soon as a few thousand clients try to access it, but elegantly avoid locked for modification problems by displaying a 404 instead.