Common Lisp is better as a dynamic language. I have a strong suspicion OCaml is actually better as a static language, but I haven't spent enough time with it t

Common Lisp is better as a dynamic language. I have a strong suspicion OCaml is actually better as a static language, but I haven't spent enough time with it to say otherwise. If you're comfortable debugging lazy evaluation bugs at 3am: Haskell. Clojure is better if you want a pile of libraries. For shops with a functional language horror, Java, particularly Java 8, is better. My opinion on Python is that it's stunningly bad. I'll spare you the litany.