I have a better idea: give the kids an option to print out a piece of paper formatted by the local government that reads: "The city of Austin seeks to strike a

I have a better idea: give the kids an option to print out a piece of paper formatted by the local government that reads: "The city of Austin seeks to strike a balance between encouragement of entrepreneurship and safety to the consumer. This establishment is not compliant with restaurant-grade cleanliness standards. By posting this certificate, the vendor acknowledges some basic restrictions (no handling of raw meat etc), and the customer accepts the risk of consuming at an unregulated establishment. Any blatant violations to the health code should be reported to (blah blah blah)." One printer, one piece of paper, some tape. We can do better.