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Do you think that putting a disclaimer of your sketchy behavior excuses your sketchy behavior?

hueving 10y ago
That's par for the finance world. They will sell you shit with a smile as long as it pays commission even though they would never touch it (or are even short it).
- monochromatic 10y ago
  Aren't they by definition short any security they're selling you?
  - TrickedOut 10y ago
    No - when they sell you a security, the assumption is they were long until then (holding it) and then either disposed of their entire long position or disposed part of it (in which case they continue holding it long.) The case where they are selling you something and are SHORT the product is a special case which requires more work usually. The most egregious case was the ABACUS deal (http://www.theworkingeconomy.com/simple-explanations-of-economic-news/a-simple-explanation-of-goldman-sachs-abacus-2007-ac1 http://www.theworkingeconomy.com/simple-explanations-of-econ...) where Goldman was actively short the product and needed a dumb customer to unload the other side (enter Fabulous Fab and his widows orphans: http://www.reuters.com/article/us-goldman-emails-idUSTRE63O26E20100426 http://www.reuters.com/article/us-goldman-emails-idUSTRE63O2...)
  - hueving 10y ago
    No, not if they are just acting as a broker.
- martin1975 10y ago
  Kind of like "collateralized debt obligation", a.k.a. shit wrapped in shit.... circa 2008.
  - cjarrett 10y ago
    If someone is thinking citation needed: http://www.sec.gov/spotlight/enf-actions-fc.shtml http://www.sec.gov/spotlight/enf-actions-fc.shtml
  - spyspy 10y ago
    For anyone whose knowledge of this starts and ends with The Big Short, CDOs are not inherently bad. They're just a structure for divvying up assets based on risk. The problem up to 2008 was that the risks were downplayed/hidden by the banks and the credit rating agencies.
    - eru 10y ago
      We do the equivalent of CDO to our networks at Google. (Ie tcp can't deal with packet loss, so needs the best tranche; especially if user facing. Some long running copy operations with fountain codes only care about total throughput, not lost packages, so get the `equity' tranches.)
pdabbadabba 10y ago
Seems to me that depends on the actual quality of the report. If the report is substantively useful, and not hopelessly biased, then I don't see anything too sketchy about this.

That's par for the finance world. They will sell you shit with a smile as long as it pays commission even though they would never touch it (or are even short it).

monochromatic 10y ago
Aren't they by definition short any security they're selling you?
- TrickedOut 10y ago
  No - when they sell you a security, the assumption is they were long until then (holding it) and then either disposed of their entire long position or disposed part of it (in which case they continue holding it long.) The case where they are selling you something and are SHORT the product is a special case which requires more work usually. The most egregious case was the ABACUS deal (http://www.theworkingeconomy.com/simple-explanations-of-economic-news/a-simple-explanation-of-goldman-sachs-abacus-2007-ac1 http://www.theworkingeconomy.com/simple-explanations-of-econ...) where Goldman was actively short the product and needed a dumb customer to unload the other side (enter Fabulous Fab and his widows orphans: http://www.reuters.com/article/us-goldman-emails-idUSTRE63O26E20100426 http://www.reuters.com/article/us-goldman-emails-idUSTRE63O2...)
- hueving 10y ago
  No, not if they are just acting as a broker.
martin1975 10y ago
Kind of like "collateralized debt obligation", a.k.a. shit wrapped in shit.... circa 2008.
- cjarrett 10y ago
  If someone is thinking citation needed: http://www.sec.gov/spotlight/enf-actions-fc.shtml http://www.sec.gov/spotlight/enf-actions-fc.shtml
- spyspy 10y ago
  For anyone whose knowledge of this starts and ends with The Big Short, CDOs are not inherently bad. They're just a structure for divvying up assets based on risk. The problem up to 2008 was that the risks were downplayed/hidden by the banks and the credit rating agencies.
  - eru 10y ago
    We do the equivalent of CDO to our networks at Google. (Ie tcp can't deal with packet loss, so needs the best tranche; especially if user facing. Some long running copy operations with fountain codes only care about total throughput, not lost packages, so get the `equity' tranches.)

pdabbadabba 10y ago

Seems to me that depends on the actual quality of the report. If the report is substantively useful, and not hopelessly biased, then I don't see anything too sketchy about this.