Things I enjoy doing: When there's some sort of thing where there's free alcohol, and somebody says they don't drink, interrupt before somebody can ask an intru

Things I enjoy doing: When there's some sort of thing where there's free alcohol, and somebody says they don't drink, interrupt before somebody can ask an intrusive question with "excellent, more for me then" and if possible clinking my glass with theirs. Usually spikes (pun absolutely intended) any issue before it starts.