This was an important lesson freshman year of college: It's OK to drink, even if you're underage, but you MUST provide Equally-Attractive Non-Alcoholic Beverag

This was an important lesson freshman year of college: It's OK to drink, even if you're underage, but you MUST provide Equally-Attractive Non-Alcoholic Beverages (EANABs) at your parties. And you must ensure that people from outside the university cannot enter the party. The author's boss is quite the philistine to insist that everyone drink! I guess he never worked with Muslims, alcoholics, anyone with an allergy or a genetic alcohol sensitivity, or anyone taking medicines that impact the liver.