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John Cleese’s “Letter to America”
- pivo 19y agoOh well, we had a good run
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- jordanfulghum 19y agohttp://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/revocation.asp http://www.snopes.com/politics/satire/revocation.asp
- pg 19y agoDamn, I was actually fooled by that. Whoever wrote it is pretty good. I laughed out loud when I got to "American brands will be referred to as 'Near-Frozen Gnat’s Urine.'"
- albertcardona 19y agoHalf the entries are something to worry about. Wake up USAish people. PS: "Americans" describes a lot more people than just the citizens of the USA. It's about time you choose a suitable word. PPS: Today is trolling day, in case you didn't notice.
- ricky_clarkson 19y agoEn espanol, sí. Pero en inglés, "American" es para los de EEUU. Get used to it.
- albertcardona 19y agoNative English speakers no longer own the English language with exclusive rights.
- xirium 19y agoFrom the article: "All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap and this is for your own good. When we show you German cars, you will understand what we mean." From the article: "The Former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling "gasoline") - roughly $8/US per gallon. Get used to it." In London, you can buy an old Porsche for 2000 pounds (about US$4000). Unfortunately, fuel alone costs about US$0.60 per mile.
- brlittle 19y agoFake. I know. But... "10. All American cars are hereby banned. They are crap and this is for your own good." This would, in fact, be rich coming from a Brit. Really. Hah!