I wonder if somebody would buy a "highly opinionated calorie tracker" that only has non-barcode foods stored in it and mocks you when you try to add bad food to

I wonder if somebody would buy a "highly opinionated calorie tracker" that only has non-barcode foods stored in it and mocks you when you try to add bad food to its database. If you miss your macros for the day, it would then text everyone in your phone that you're a fat weenie with no willpower.