My favorite by far: "Teams are better than individuals and everyone has to be aware of the valuable contributions of employees in other roles. So let's team ev

My favorite by far: "Teams are better than individuals and everyone has to be aware of the valuable contributions of employees in other roles. So let's team every programmer with a sales person—preferably working the phones at the same desk—and stack-rank them on the basis of each pair's combined quarterly contribution to the corporate bottom line." That is gooood. I would quit, yet be so traumatized that my productivity would still suffer, even at my next job. A double win for the enemy.