> since I wasted a lot of time doing fruitless surgeries before I went and learned about band aids in depth I'm going to just assume you're being literal here.

> since I wasted a lot of time doing fruitless surgeries before I went and learned about band aids in depth I'm going to just assume you're being literal here. It's really brightened up my day to imagine the moment such a person discovered you could close up wounds after surgery.