It is self-hostable already in my book (and I believe many others). For those who think it isn't self-hostable - I'm sorry if my definition somehow doesn't fit

It is self-hostable already in my book (and I believe many others). For those who think it isn't self-hostable - I'm sorry if my definition somehow doesn't fit with your world view. You are still free to use the code and make it fit in whichever definition of self-hostable you believe to be factually correct. I presented not one, but several alternatives to hosting it, and all of them require only minor modification to the code. I think I was clear and upfront about the benefits and limitations of this solution. Splitting hairs over self or not self hostable seems like nitpicking to me.