Reasons I've been chosen for extra screening by the TSA: - They saw something in my bag (I didn't bring a bag) - They needed to confiscate contraband (granola b

Reasons I've been chosen for extra screening by the TSA: - They saw something in my bag (I didn't bring a bag) - They needed to confiscate contraband (granola bar) - My sweatshirt zipper "interfered with scanning my breasts thoroughly enough" - They "randomly selected me" 15 times in a row At this point, I make sure to budget lots of extra time to get through their nonsense procedures in order to make my flight.