Great totally unpractical exercise. What about taking one step back and taking two steps forward in the practical range, using dosbox to get win3.11 to run with

Great totally unpractical exercise. What about taking one step back and taking two steps forward in the practical range, using dosbox to get win3.11 to run with bluetooth keyboard and mouse. It will get you faster bootup for sure, and perhaps with win32s some win9x programs will run. Or better yet, get a bluetooth supported minimal linux with ssh server and mobile gui running... something like Tizen... o wait