Why? When I used Arch Linux I did not ever turn off my laptop, but hibernate it. I only ever booted it when I stupidly forgot to plug it in before the battery

Why? When I used Arch Linux I did not ever turn off my laptop, but hibernate it. I only ever booted it when I stupidly forgot to plug it in before the battery runs out. And 10-20 seconds spend on a sequential boot every 10-20 days is just no time. We spend at least 100x that time in the toilet every day.