Along with the associated network ops person's answer to the classic "what would you take with you on a desert island" question: A nice length of fiber optic c

Along with the associated network ops person's answer to the classic "what would you take with you on a desert island" question: A nice length of fiber optic cable. Once you're on the island, just bury it in the sand, wait a few minutes for the man in the earth-moving machine to come cut it, and then ask him how to get off the island.