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They should send a bunch of anagram digram via telegram, cabelgram or sonogram, possibly including an angiogram or mammogram to tell that what tits they are bei

They should send a bunch of anagram digram via telegram, cabelgram or sonogram, possibly including an angiogram or mammogram to tell that what tits they are being. Perhaps they could contact Polygram and use paper with a monogram of a decagram, hexagram, octagram, parallelogram, trigram, or pentagram. If we prapared a cartogram or histogram it could serve as a diagram of their foolishness. It would certainly serve as an epigram to this whole program and then even an engram will not find a memory of it.

venomsnake 11y ago
Calling lawyer and C levels executives tits is very offensive for the mammary glands and their bearers. Tits are awesome. They nurture life, they look pretty and they are instant antidepressant for a sizable chunk of males (and a lot of women in my recent environments, but that is another story). And they are also forbidden from Instagram - so I guess people working there have no idea how they look like.
- DiabloD3 11y ago
  Its also offensive to a certain type of bird.
  - chris_wot 11y ago
    Not to mention feathered animals!
- reinhardt 11y ago
  > (and a lot of women in my recent environments, but that is another story) Sounds like a titillating story, I'd be love to read it if you post it.
  - venomsnake 11y ago
    Nothing too spicy. Just all the women I am friends with turned out to be bi or bi-curious. And their success rate with women is ... enviable.
sdoering 11y ago
Thx. Just made my day. Subversion via over-affirmation. Kudos.
kagamine 11y ago
That wasn't an easy read but it was worth it if for no other reason than to drive home the point. I would now like to create an app that sends snapshots of what random things weigh, and call it gramgram. Any drug dealers on HN with a lot of ill-gotten investment cash looking to be laundered can contact me at HSBC HQ.
igravious 11y ago
What next? Are they going to insist that folk desist from labelling things in: milligrams, centigrams, decigrams, grams, dekagrams, hectograms, kilograms, and megagrams? That would be _super_ inconvenient. I think they are being right arsegrams about this.

venomsnake 11y ago

Calling lawyer and C levels executives tits is very offensive for the mammary glands and their bearers. Tits are awesome. They nurture life, they look pretty and they are instant antidepressant for a sizable chunk of males (and a lot of women in my recent environments, but that is another story). And they are also forbidden from Instagram - so I guess people working there have no idea how they look like.

DiabloD3 11y ago
Its also offensive to a certain type of bird.
- chris_wot 11y ago
  Not to mention feathered animals!
reinhardt 11y ago
> (and a lot of women in my recent environments, but that is another story) Sounds like a titillating story, I'd be love to read it if you post it.
- venomsnake 11y ago
  Nothing too spicy. Just all the women I am friends with turned out to be bi or bi-curious. And their success rate with women is ... enviable.

sdoering 11y ago

Thx. Just made my day. Subversion via over-affirmation. Kudos.

kagamine 11y ago

That wasn't an easy read but it was worth it if for no other reason than to drive home the point. I would now like to create an app that sends snapshots of what random things weigh, and call it gramgram. Any drug dealers on HN with a lot of ill-gotten investment cash looking to be laundered can contact me at HSBC HQ.

igravious 11y ago

What next? Are they going to insist that folk desist from labelling things in: milligrams, centigrams, decigrams, grams, dekagrams, hectograms, kilograms, and megagrams? That would be _super_ inconvenient. I think they are being right arsegrams about this.