Think Bristol and the like. Plenty of period properties in great locations, but smack next to traffic lights on an a-Road, therefore noisy, dirty, 30% or more c

Think Bristol and the like. Plenty of period properties in great locations, but smack next to traffic lights on an a-Road, therefore noisy, dirty, 30% or more cheaper than one street over. Often unrenovated as nobody sees any point in investing in a place that has its value substantially diminished by traffic, so cheaper yet. No, hardly a squillionaire, just mortgaged up to my eyeballs and have three so far, eyeing up number four. Live in one of them. They're my hedge against the apocalypse not happening.