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That's why when I take on a new web programming project my first action is to order 10,000 NAND gates.

• jrockway 17y ago
  That's just old-fashioned. Even Real Programmers use FPGAs for the first iteration now.
  • techiferous 17y ago
    Real Programmers dope their own silicon.
    • notauser 17y ago
      If you wish to create a program from scratch you must first create the universe.
      • pavelludiq 17y ago
        There is definitely room for improvement there http://abstrusegoose.com/244 http://abstrusegoose.com/244 :D
        • ramchip 17y ago
          Call me grumpy, but that joke (the Real Programmer that goes lower and lower level) is a bit tired...
          • jrockway 17y ago
            You're grumpy.