What a horrible curse! At 50, life is already borderline boring -- even another 50 years would be almost unbearable. So another 950 years? Damn. I'd probably

What a horrible curse! At 50, life is already borderline boring -- even another 50 years would be almost unbearable. So another 950 years? Damn. I'd probably spend most of it counseling younger people not to have too much fun -- lest they lose the capacity for it. And maybe finish my book. With that much time I wouldn't really have any legit excuses left.