Yeah, lawyers charge way too much and don't have to know anything! And so do programmers! Why, my 14-year-old nephew knows how to write code, and I bet none of

Yeah, lawyers charge way too much and don't have to know anything! And so do programmers! Why, my 14-year-old nephew knows how to write code, and I bet none of you "rock star" geeks are any better at it than him, so why should you get to charge that big hourly consulting rate? I'll have him build my website, you'll see!