This is ridiculous, she lost me at: {Dad, if you use my face in an offensive slideshow again I beg you to please at least throw me a bone and put in a more fla

This is ridiculous, she lost me at: {Dad, if you use my face in an offensive slideshow again I beg you to please at least throw me a bone and put in a more flattering picture. As a self absorbed millennial I have provided the internet with a profusion of selfies in a rainbow of sepia tones. Please choose any of those.} This is some sort of weird public spat between a father and a daughter, it's not newsworthy or even constructive.