It's cool. And you're not the only one. Of course, I'm over here, on the other side of the tubes, unable to avoid pointing out I never said "I can't help but th

It's cool. And you're not the only one. Of course, I'm over here, on the other side of the tubes, unable to avoid pointing out I never said "I can't help but think...", but instead used "parse as equivalent" intentionally to signify only what the title itself evokes, joke or not. It's nothing but a couple downvotes either way, which is pretty unimportant.